吉田さん (Yoshida-san) – Miss Yoshida
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I’ve received an invitation after so long
To attend a class reunion
I’m usually really awkward
With these kinds of gatherings
No, wait, I’m already an adult
I should just make a casual appearance
And just sit with the college girls
Or so I thought
And then, I quickly dashed to the book store
Grabbing a book without doubt, anan anan
The Best 3 rules of a successful woman
Not knowing that the worst situation awaited me
There she was, too perfect
While I’m caught in a prolonged unlucky job
Unable to speak about it
I want to go home, I want to go home
There she was, too perfect
Heels, curled hair, PRADA CHANEL
In contrast, me in sneakers and a rucksack
Too wretched, I just want to go home
Seeing everyone again after so long
Even the popular guy was here
The mood was just so rousing
And everyone was having fun
No, wait, we’re already adults, but
How did everyone change so much?
The girls around me were so dazzling
It’s so hard to breathe
And then, I quickly dashed to the bathroom
In order to check my puckered lips, nonno-nonno
That’s one of the Best 3 rules of a popular girl
With that set, I should be able to get through this
There she was, too perfect
Dividing up the salad with practiced movements
I divided mine as well, but
I want to go home, I want to go home
There she was, too perfect
Blogging, Instagraming, LINE-ing, and more
In contrast, me eating fries in the corner
I just want to go home
1. Moe girl with bouncy fluffy hair
2. Trendy girl with latest fashion
3. Erotic girl with a sultry gaze
There I was, too miserable
Without anything of value
There she was, too perfect
While I’m caught in a prolonged unlucky job
Unable to speak about it
I want to go home, I want to go home
There she was, too perfect
Heels, curled hair, PRADA CHANEL
In contrast, me in sneakers and a rucksack
Too wretched, I just want to go home
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